YOU GRADUATED! Four long years of studying
(ok, really mostly just partying and eating late night Mexican food) should be rewarded with more partying and eating Mexican food. Its the most logical next step into the adult world.
CORPORATE PARTIES are infinitely more fun
at Chevys. Coworkers + drinks + not being at the office = lets-not-talk-about-this-on-Monday levels of fun.
YOURE GETTING MARRIED! If your significant other is cool enough to have a fiesta themed wedding you should marry them immediately and never let them leave you.
Just because you cant drink or eat spicy foods for nine months doesnt mean your friends and family should have to suffer with you. Show them how selfless and ready you are to put others first by throwing your baby shower at Chevys.
ITS THANKSGIVING. Heres an idea: invite all of your extended family over for Thanksgiving. Then when they get there, be like, "Oh shoot I forgot to make a turkey" and then everyone goes to Chevys and has a way better time anyway because turkey makes you sleepy. And you know what doesn't make you sleepy? Margaritas.
Your child is too young to remember his birthday so you might as well just throw a party for yourself in your kids name. Is there any better way to celebrate your 1st year of life than with margaritas and nachos for others to enjoy? That is one selfless baby.
Because you are a party animal. Isnt that reason enough? Youve got your fiesta pants on and you want the world to know it. You dont need a reason to have a good time.